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#1 " My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?? :p "
#2 " Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me. "
#3 " One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! "
#4 " CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself. "
#5 " Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others. "
#6 " I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. "
#7 " I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind. "
#8 " Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy. "
#9 " SI unit of ignorance = “seen” "
#10 " People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise. "
#11 " I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car. "
#12 " I like to take road less travelled …..helps me to avoid traffic. "
#13 " Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”. "
#14 " Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind. "
#15 " lazy People Fact #581267293 You were too lazy to read that number. "
#16 " I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any. "
#17 " The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude "
#18 " fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s. "
#19 " We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like."
#20 " If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat. "
#21 " Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story. "
#22 " Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status. "
#23 " Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one. "
#24 " Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday???? "
#25 " My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday "
#26 " I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B) "
#27 " Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains . "
#28 " I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj. "
#29 " I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. "
#30 " Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver.. "
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