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Here are some Of Most Funny Whatsapp Status. Do Have A Check You Might Like some..
Below Are The Funny Whatsapp Status's :-
#1) Read books instead of reading my status..!!
#2) Battery about to die, I am about to live ..!!
#3) Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish..!!
#4) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive..!!
#5) No I didn't trip ..The floor looked like ..It needed a hug..!!
#6) Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius..!!
#7) A lie is just a great story ruined by truth..!!
#8) I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..!!
#9) Marriage is the cause of divorce...!!
#10) Life is short…smile while you still have teeth..!!
#11) I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples..!!
#12) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?..!!
#13) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!..!!
#14) Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe..!!
#15) I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe..!!
#16) Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl.. , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"..!!
#17) Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome..!! ( More Awesome Status )
#18) I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ??..!!
#19) Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???..!!
#20) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..!!
#21) Eat…sleep….regret……repeat..!!
#22) Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have..!!
#23) Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places..!!
#24) We live in the era of smart people and stupid people..!!
#25) #3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF..!!
#26) Brain is Intelligent ! Why not have Everyone..!!
#27) Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak. More Cool whatsapp status..!!
#28) The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..!!
#29) People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ??..!!
#30) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love..!!
#31) Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why..!!
#32) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”..!!
#33) An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion..!!
#34) Hey,you are reading my status again??..!!
#35) Save Water, Drink Wine!..!!
#36) All the Rules are made.. To be break..!! (> Best Whatsapp Status <)
#37) Everybody is so happy….I hate that..!!
#38) When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look..!!
#39) Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t..!!
#40) AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.!! ( More > Attitude Status < )..!!
#41) For Geeks..!!
#42) High Power Come ,with High voltage Current..!!
#43) Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company..!!
#44) Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason..!!
#45) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation..!!
#46) I love my job only when I’m on vacation..!!
#47) I hate men but I’m not lesbian..!!
#48) When it’s you against me, you either win or you die..!!
#49) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words..!!
#50) Drunk people run on Red Light.., Normal people wait for them to turn green...!!
#51) Brain is the best worker,When you can use it..!!
#52) Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status..!!
#53) 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain..!!
#54) I don't drink alcohol ! But Feel Awesome..!!
#55) People that Change Love status after 30 Sec.. GF is the Reason..!!
#56) My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card..!!
#57) Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner..!!
#58) If your are still hate me!then No Problem..!!
#59) Can’t talk, telepathy only..!! ( > More FUNNY Status )
#60) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper..!!
#61) When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted..!!
#62) Brain is Work More When You can use....!!
#63) I want to get close with you like, shoes with laces,teeth with braces or ASentenceWithoutSpaces..!!
#64) We men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom..!!
#65) If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world..!!
#66) My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours..!!
#67) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..!!
#68) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..!!
#69) If you can’t convince them, Confuse them..!!
#70) The only time success comes before work is in dictionary..!!
#71) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it..!!
#72) Alcohol will give different, type of power..!!
#73) Always respects your self..!! ( > More Motivational Status < )
#74) A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking..!!
#75) The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits..!!
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