
Hello Everyone Here are Some More Status Awesome Status...
Update Whenever You Like.. And Be Updated..
#01 '' GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ?? ''
#02 '' We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook. ''
#03 '' Having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee. ''
#04 '' I Can’t See Myself Without You. ''
#05 '' Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. ''
#06 '' Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ? ''
#07 '' Yes, I’m smiling. But you’re not the reason anymore. ''
#08 '' A smiling face always has a painful heart. ''
#09 '' Mistakes are good, but improved mistakes is success. ''
#10 '' If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity. ''
#11 '' Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight ''
#12 '' Be Careful As I Draw You I Can Delete You. ''
#13 '' Be you !!! The world will adjust. '' ( More Cool Status )
#14 '' You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf. ''
#15 '' Home Is Where The Heart Is. ''
#16 '' Real men stay dedicated to only one girl! ''
#17 '' Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass ! ''
#18 '' Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. ''
#19 '' We repair what your husband fixed. ''
#20 '' A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend. ''
#21 '' I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. ''
#22 '' If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it! ''
#23 '' Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. ''
#24 '' Look at your left-——> I said left idiot ! ''
#25 '' LIFE – LOVE = ZERO '' ( More Love Status )
#26 '' A party without cake is just a meeting. ''
#27 '' Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. ''
#28 '' Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’) ''
#29 '' Regular naps prevent old age.. Especially if u take them while driving ''
#30 '' Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ''
#31 '' Some people just need a High-Five, on the face. ''
#32 '' Life is Short – Chat Fast ! ''
#33 '' Don’t be violent..., be Silent and show your Talent.. ''
#34 '' I’d far rather be happy than right. ''
#35 '' No guts, no Glory, no Brain, Same story ''
#36 '' A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ''
#37 '' If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one. ''
#38 '' Yeah. I’m a Badass. '' ( More Cool Status )
#39 '' I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. ''
#40 '' Can’t remember to forget you.. ''
#41 '' Not always available, try your luck ?? ''
#42 '' Train your mind to see good in everything. ''
#43 '' Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B. ''
#44 '' Virginity is like a Soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. ''
#45 '' Take Life, one cup at a time! ''
#46 '' I hate math but I love counting money. ''
#47 '' Live out of your imagination, not your history. ''
#48 '' Smile and others will smile back ''
#49 '' Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. ''
#50 '' History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES. ''