Here Are Some Awesome Status U may Like... 💗 NEW 💗
#01 " Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things. "
#02 " My heart beats only for you.. "
#03 " Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king. "
#04 " My two most HATED words..”I PROMISE”..It doesn’t mean $hit to me! "
#05 " Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup. "
#06 " Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked! "
#07 " I’m cool but global warming made me hot "
#08 " Hey there….. be there "
#09 " I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about
you. "
#10 " Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful. "
#11 " Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow. "
#12 " Hatred can be overcome only by love. "
#13 " Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. "
#14 " If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. "
#15 " A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. "
#16 " Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset. "
#17 " Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot. "
#18 " There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted. "
#19 " Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them. "
#20 " The problem is not the problem.., the problem is your attitude about the problem. "
#21 " Stolen kisses are always sweetest. "
#22 " Don’t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don’t dare to loose which is only Urs "
#23 " I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong. "
#24 " Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does. "
#25 " Many beautiful flowers in the world but my flower is you.You are most beautiful than others,I Love you my lovely rose. !! "
#26 " I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..! "
#27 " I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts. "
#28 " Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;) "
#29 " Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. "
#30 " We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid. (Funny Whatsapp Status) "
#31 " My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it. "
#32 " Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago? "
#33 " The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no. "
#34 " I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does. "
#35 " Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. "
#36 " Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole. "
#37 " Ah, good ol’trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. "
#38 " The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells. "
#39 " Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you. "
#40 " When there’s a will, I want to be in it. "
#41 " Are you the drug or the cure ? "
#42 " Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. "
#43 " I liked things better when I didn’t understand them. "
#44 " Fight NOT To Lose..Instead Of Fighting To WIN "
#45 " Nobody can teach me who I am. "
#46 " A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new. "
#47 " Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones. "
#48 " My attitude depends on the people in front of me.. "
#49 " The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule. "
#50 " One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) ??